The world's best word processor that also transfers your data to the
world's best governments
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governments and corporations are safeguarding my data.
Bob, Satisfied Customer
Data Collection Partners
Democratic People's Republic of Korea
People's Republic of China
Russian Federation
Bureau of Land Management
Olive Garden
⚠️‼️ Notice of Data Transfer ‼️⚠️
By visiting this website, you have "legally" given us consent
to send your name, age, location, occupation, credit card
numbers, SSN, sexual orientation, phone number, insurance and
banking information to the following parties:
Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation 💉
Democratic People's Republic of Korea 🇰🇵
People's Republic of China 🇰🇵
Russian Federation 🇷🇺
Bureau of Land Management 🇺🇸🚜
Olive Garden 🍝🧑🍳
🐄 Thank you for your cowoperation. 🐄
🇰🇵 North Korean Data Transfer In Progress
Your data is being transferred to the Democratic People's Republic
of Korea. Thank you for your cooperation.
✔️ Bill and Melinda Gates Data Transfer In Progress
Your data is being transferred to the Bill and Melinda Gates
Foundation. Thank you for your cooperation.
🇨🇳 Chinese Data Transfer In Progress
Your data is being transferred to the People's Republic of China.
Thank you for your cooperation.